I’m a sex worker — these are the seven golden rules every client must follow
I’m a sex worker — these are the seven golden rules every client must follow
I m a sex worker - Booking a sex worker isn’t just about showing up and getting what you want; it’s about respecting the process and understanding the expectations. While some might assume it’s a chaotic encounter, there are established norms that ensure both parties have a smoother experience.
The Importance of Timing
Arriving on time is a must, but usually clients tend to be 10 minutes early, often excitedly anticipating the session. However, being more than a few minutes early can disrupt the flow. As your dreariest teacher might remind you, it’s their own time they’re wasting. If they’re late, it’s not a big deal — we all have reasons. Still, punctuality is key to avoid unnecessary delays.
Minimize Distractions on the Way
While traveling to our meeting, please avoid sending a flood of messages. I’m currently on my way to the train station, and the train is running slightly behind schedule. Despite that, I’m still likely to reach Broadstairs ahead of time. But during this journey, I need to focus on my thoughts. Can you see me early, or should I wait? Are you sure? Not even a little bit early? Can you suggest a café where I can sit while I wait?
"GO AWAY. I’ll see you at the appointed hour and before that, I shall ignore you."
My time is valuable, and I’ve earned it through years of experience. At 50, I can’t afford to waste even a single second. So, let’s not get ahead of ourselves until the moment arrives.
Prepare Your Mind Before the Session
Don’t overwhelm me with endless questions before the big day. I’m not talking about thoughtful inquiries from newcomers, of course. I’m referring to the kind of chatter that feels like unnecessary preamble. How on earth should I know? Once we’re face-to-face and I’ve taken down your trousers, I’ll start my hour-long experiment on your buttocks, testing how it reacts to thud, sting, and more sensual play.
But how can I determine what you might enjoy from afar? That’s why I expect you to be clear. If you’re looking for a specific type of stimulation, tell me. I promise I won’t be surprised or upset, no matter what you ask.
"You’ll get exactly what you deserve, you naughty little tinker, and plenty more besides!"
My goal is to ensure the session meets your desires without unnecessary guesswork. After all, it’s not a game of chance — it’s a carefully planned experience.
Keep It Clean and Comfortable
When you finally arrive, please be clean. I have a sensitive nose, and this summer is particularly sweaty. If you’re welcome to shower at mine, great — but don’t show up with the scent of garlic lingering from your extended lunch or the smell of cigarette smoke.
Also, take the time to wipe your behind. Dangling berries are not alluring, especially when I have to spend an hour staring at them. It’s a small detail, but one that shows you care about the comfort of both of us.
Pay Upfront to Avoid Drama
Payment upon arrival is a non-negotiable rule. Otherwise, I might forget. Don’t turn up cashless and ask me to run you down to the nearest cash point — my neighbors already have enough gossip. Only if the appointment is particularly expensive will I consider allowing a bank transfer before the session begins.
Respect the Space During the Encounter
If you bleed after a requested hard spanking, please don’t sit on my sofa to put your pants back on. That’s just rude. The floor is perfectly suitable, and it’s better for both of us to avoid any awkwardness.
Communicate with Grace
Finally, don’t be bratty in the hope I’ll hit you harder. If you want more intensity, say, “Please hit me harder.” Unpleasantness isn’t a currency, and demanding it without asking politely can lead to a tense atmosphere. Criticizing my technique or outfit may just ensure I never see you again. If you’re genuinely unpleasant, I might lose my temper — especially since I’m 50 and my ever-changing hormones can be unpredictable.
Rest assured, I only lose my temper about once every five years. But when I do, it’s memorable. Once, I caned a man so hard he was marked for eight months. He had committed all the unforgivable sins: arriving early, neglecting to pay, and asking for a discount half-way through the session.
Why These Rules Matter
These seven rules aren’t just about etiquette — they’re about creating a respectful, efficient, and enjoyable experience for everyone involved. By following them, clients ensure they get the best possible service, while sex workers maintain their professionalism and personal boundaries. It’s a mutual understanding that sets the stage for a successful encounter.
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